According to their publicist, The Maestrosities have won renown the world over as the most exceptional musicians and extraordinary entertainers ever to have lived. Wherever they go, they play to houses that are sold out both the night before and after they play. Whenever they arrive, the people in the audience appear to be weeping for some reason.
If no one tells these clowns how stupid they are, they will continue to tour the world, making a stop at Unison on Saturday, June 1st, believing that they are, indeed, “The Coolest Band Ever!” Inspiring resilience or obstinate mediocrity? You decide. In the meantime, just try arguing that it wouldn’t be pretty cool to hear Material Girl and I Want You Back performed on tuba, ukulele, trumpet, accordion and spoons! Their belief is themselves is stronger than their musical ability. On the other hand, their musical ability is stronger than you would expect, and sometimes they get so excited they throw random objects through the air.
Tickets are $21 in advance ($17 for Unison members) and $25 at the door ($21 for members). That is a small price to pay for seeing “The Coolest Band Ever!”
Order your tickets on line at www.unisonarts.org